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| Aesiron |
Music: "Points of
Authority" - Linkin Park
Valet: SaiyanLuchadoress (Wife and tag
team partner)
Apperance: Short, close cropped
blackish brown hair, brown eyes, about 6'2"..
240ish lbs, Black tights of the sort HHH used to use but
without his initials, black bbots, black knee guards
Key Moves: Superkick, Double Underhook
Suplex, Northern Lights Suplex, Reverse Suplex,
Floatover Belly to Belly suplex, Diving Reverse DDT,
Face Buster, Full Nelson Atomic Drop, Release German
Suplex, Dropkick to the face in a Tree of Woe position,
Strangle Hold Gamma
Finisher: Iconoclasm (My opponent's up
on the turnbuckle, facing the ring. I stand in front of
him, also facing the ring.
I reach over my head, cross my opponent's arms, and slam
him over my head to the mat)
During tag team bouts, SaiyanLuchadoress then either
tags herself in or demands that I tag her in so that she
can get the pinfall.
Titles Held: None. |
|
| aureole |
Music:
"Clique" - BrewGuy, "Aureole" -
Blood Divine
Valet: Tybet (Because she's smaller and
less stable than Chyna~!)
Apperance: 6'0", 234 lbs. (because
every cool superstar used to weigh exactly 234 pounds:
Shawn, Bret, Bulldog, Jeff Jarrett ...)
Key Moves: Nut Cluster, Acorn Driver
and the Red-Eye Rampage, the Whaddamanuver
Finisher: Bad Pun Driver
Titles Held: None. |
|
| BrewGuy |
Music: "War" - Joe Satriani
Valet: None.
Apperance: 6'4", 330lbs. of the
scariest lookin' guy in hockey gear you ever did see.
Key Moves: Shot Rock (a Blackman-esque
kick to the groin), BrewThru (The Worm, only backwards)
Finisher: Brew Thunder (powerbomb
converted into a piledriver)
Titles Held: SWF Tag Team (once) |
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| DVDA |
Music: Some kinda cheesy
porn music.
Valet: None.
Apperance: 6'4" 295lbs Shaved
head, Black eyes, Tommy Cut off shorts, and a wife
beater
Key Moves: Suplex's, Single arm DDT,
Diving Spear, DV DROP (Death Valley Drop)
Finisher: DA DROP (Double arm Suplex
into a bridge pin.)
Titles Held: None. |
|
| Edge |
Music: "You Think
You Know Me"
Valet: None
Apperance: 6'4, 240 lbs., long blond
hair, nice teeth, patterned long pants of varying
colours.
Key Moves: Spear, Edge-O-Matic,
Northern Lights Suplex, Half Boston Crab
Finisher: Trenton Driver (Michinoku
Driver)
Titles Held: SWF Tag Team (current) |
|
| elcyberGoth/elgothicCyber |
Music: "Sugar
Sugar" - the Archies/A cover of "Head Like a
Hole" by Devo
Valet: none
Apperance: Some superhero lookin'
motherfucker in a suit made of pudding cups. And a cape
made of good will / black track pants, black gloves,
spooky mask.
Key Moves: Pudding shot, The ROPE
SPOT~!, PUDDING BATH~!, Totally random objects /
EYERAKES~! Kicks to the groin, Tejas Cloverleaf,
mat-based technical style.
Finisher: PUDDING PLEX~! (Ganso bomb) /
STRETCH PLUM PUDDING~!
Titles Held: SWF Tag Team (once) |
|
| Gazz |
Music: "Theme from
the Muppet Show"
Valet: None.
Apperance: 6' 2'', red shirt,
sleeveless silver jacket, silver trousers with a red
stripe on each side.
Key Moves: Gazzmission, Moonsault,
German Suplex, Safety Pin (Roll Up)
Finisher: Cough Drop
Titles Held: SWF Hardcore Title (7
times), SWF Internet Title (once) |
|
| Gringo
Loco |
Music: "Dig"
- Mudvayne
Valet: Vanessa
Apperance: 6'2, 222 pounds, wrestles
in tear - away pants and a tight fitting shirt. Hair is
a completely random style every day.
Key Moves: The Red Light! (A move
where I jump up level to a guys head, and twist to the
left, and kick them in the head). The Hit! (A really
hard punch to the small of someones back). The Strip!
(Sharpshooter combined with camel clutch). Dropsplash (A
dropkick, except its not a kick, its a splash to the
fool lying on the floor)
Finisher: The Grind! (Razors edge but
opponent lands on face)
Titles Held: None |
|
| JayGo |
Music: British national
anthem (God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble
Queen, God save the Queen...) and then changing into
'Party Hard' by Andrew WK at that point.
Valet: None
Apperance: 6' 2", like Kurt
Angle's attire.. only with British flag.
Key Moves: The 'Fish and Chips', the
'We Are Not Amused' moonsault, the 'Union Jack' (a la
William Regal), the 'Empire Slam', and the ol' favourite
of hitting someone with a barbed wire wrapped flaming
2x4.
Finisher: Stiff Upper Lip... puts
opponent on shoulders, falls back, bouncing their neck
against the ropes, then propelling forewards and driving
their face into the canvas
Titles Held: SWF Hardcore Title (twice
as JobberKid), SWF Internet Champion (once) |
|
| Killa K |
Music: "Welcome To
The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses
Valet: None.
Apperance: Black jean-shorts, red
t-shirt that says "KILLA K", black short-sleaved
flannel over-shirt w/ "3:16" on back in red,
black sneakers, black elbow pads and knee pads, wrist
and hand tape
Key Moves: Killa Krossface (Crippler
Crossface, duh), Phoenix Splash, Texas Cloverleaf, Killa
DDT (Evenflow DDT), Wakamato Special '78, Yukiguni
Driver B, Diamond Dust
Finisher: Killa Krusha (SSD on FirePro
A)
Titles Held: None
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|
| Loosie |
Music: "Interzone"
by The Tea Party
Valet: None
Apperance: 6' 4", Black T-shirt,
Jean shorts, Black boots. Shades worn to ring, always
sharply dressed for promos
Key Moves: Shot Rock (see BrewGuy's
bio), Loosiesault, Walls of Loosie, Diving Headbutt
Finisher: Cannon Ball (Set up like
powerbomb, except they land face down)
Titles Held: SWF Champion (current) SWF Tag Team (once) |
|
| Mad
Dog |
Music: Random, usually
totally inappropriate. Past instances include Dancing
Queen by Abba and Peaches by The Presidents of The
United States.
Valet: None
Apperance: 6.1' and too many pounds.
Fairly hairy, though haircut is short, and sometimes the
head is shaved. Clothing is random, unexpected,
inappropriate and frequently including a straw hat the
side of a beach umbrella.
Key Moves: Likes to bring props to the
fights, not all of them useful. Likes punches and
anything that gives the opponent plenty of air time.
Finisher: Puddin' Crusher (choke slam
followed by the squat o' doom (you figure it out))
Titles Held:
SWF Hardcore Title (current) |
|
| Pato |
Music: "Suedehead"
- Morrissey
Valet: Ivory
Apperance: 6'5", Nice Shirt, Baggy
Jeans
Key Moves: German Suplex, Spring Loaded
Splash, Union Jack, Irish Powerbomb, Swanton Bomb,
Sharpshooter
Finisher: PatoKick
Titles Held: SWF Champion (once), SWF Internet Title (once),
SWF Hardcore Title (once) |
|
| The
Patriot |
Music: "Bad Moon
Risin'" - CCR
Valet: Stacy Kiebler.
Apperance: 6'5", 271lbs, dressed
like the picture
Key Moves: Liberator(Vertical suplex
into a piledriver), Tazzplex, Anklelock, Belly-to-Belly,
Five moves of DOOM!
Finisher: Uncle Slam(Full Nelson
Bodyslam off the top rope) .
Titles Held: SWF Hardcore Title (4
times) |
|
| Phi Tau |
Music: "Clint
Eastwood" - Gorillaz
Valet: None.
Apperance: Tall, Big.
Key Moves: Irish Whip; Tilt-a-whirl
slam; Chokeslam from the apron to the floor.
Finisher: Phireball (a real fireball)
Titles Held: SWF Champion (once) |
|
| Ramo |
Music: Similar to SUWA's
but lyrics go: RAMO-O, RAM-O and so forth
Valet: None.
Apperance: Dark Blue Jeans, red Titans
football jersey with RAMO on the back and the numbers
2653, white sneakers
Key Moves: the Backwards Street Cutter
(Osaka Street Cutter)
Finisher: You can't (insert move here)
RAMO~!
Titles Held: None. |
|
| Shocker |
Music:
Intermission - Tool
Valet: None
Apperance: 6'0", 234 lbs.
Key Moves: None
Finisher: None
Titles Held: None. |
|
| Snooge
Monkey |
Music: Gasoline Dreams -
Outkast
Valet: None.
Apperance: 6'1", 213lbs.
Key Moves: Bong Shot~!, The
Snoogerizer~!(it’s like Muta mist, but it’s pot
smoke), The Secret Stash~!(summersault kick to the
chin), Dragon Sleeper, DDT, Death Drop DDT, Diving
moonsault to the outside.
Finisher: Brodeurbomb~! (Rock Bottom)
Super Supreme SnoogerSault~! (phoenix splash)
Titles Held: SWF Internet Title (once),
SWF Tag Team Title (current) |
|
| spoon |
Music: Somewhere Over
the Rainbow-Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Valet: Steve the Monkey (dressed like
Phi Tau)
Apperance: Black leather pants with a
kitchen spoon on the side of the legs. Otherwise looks
like Test.
Key Moves: The Monkey Spank(pumphandle
slam that never connects(see Test)); the Irish
Surfboard; the Punk Ass(full nelson drop)
Finisher: The Lactating Ass
Weasel(Walls of Jericho)
Titles Held: None. |
|
| terrab0t |
Music: "The
National Anthem" - Radiohead
Valet: Blue Mary
Apperance: Silver and blue man with
stunning protective eyewear.
Key Moves: Back Spinning Elbow, Head
& Arm Submissions, Misc. fun with the ring bell,
TERADR0P~! (Neck Drop), ST0~!, SHORT0UT~! (Reaches for
opponent's head and POW! Bright flash, opponent drops to
mat)
Finisher: BLACK0UT~! (Climbs
turnbuckle, lights dim, launches at opponent and POW!
Bright flash, lights go out.)
Titles Held: None. |
|
| TGR |
Music: Fist of Rage by
Kid Rock
Valet: Lita
Apperance: 6'8", 278lbs.
Key Moves: Punch, kick,
iblockyourpunchyoudontblockmine(TM CRZ), spinebuster,
Doomsday Drop(Picks up in reverse vertical suplex, then
Jackhammers him so that they land on their face,
Underhand Hook Punch, Godfather Kick, Suiside Headbutt,
Phoenix Heat (wisper in the winds), Kick WHAM Stunner,
Choke Slam, Laser Attack (Hart Attack), Decapatating
opponent with CDs, Have a Grim Day Fingerbar (Grabs
finger and twistes until tap out)
Finisher: Turtle Shell Piledriver
Titles Held: SWF Hardcore Title (once). |
|
| The
Wife Beater |
Music: “Real
American”
Valet: Some random barefoot pregnant
woman
Apperance: 6’10” 600 lbs. Three
different costumes; the first is nothing but a pair of
cammo pants, second, whitey-tighties, a wife beater
(sometimes no shirt), bare foot. Third, denim shorts
(like stone cold), torn up black tennis shoes with out
socks, and a sleeveless “Don’t piss me off!” shirt
a la Jeff Jarrett in the WWF. He’s a big fat guy with
bleached blond hair, mullet of course, sometimes in a
ponytail. A tattoo of a heart on his left arm, long side
burns, and a five o’clock shadow. Sometimes a handle
bar moustache.
Key Moves: Many, many punches, Spear,
Head Butt, Power-bombs, and a Reverse Achilles Lock
Finisher: Jackknife Power-bomb
Titles Held: None. |
|
| y2Jimbo |
Music: ThunderStruck-AC/DC
Valet: None
Apperance: Medium height, Baggy red
Tajiri-esque pants, Long hair, goatee.
Key Moves: Various Kicks,
JimboDriver(reverse DVD), Dragon Suplex, Swanton Bomb,
Walls of Jimbo (Kanyon's reverse boston crab), TigerBomb
Finisher: Deadly Mist
Titles Held: SWF Tag Team (once),
SWF Hardcore Title (10 times) |
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